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Police in the Greater Tulagi Area arrested an overexcited ZSK customer who had chained himself to the showroom model of the new jet, demanding its immediate release.

“He was an absolute nutter,” said the arresting officer.

The customer was then driven down the road, where officers decided to break for lunch.

“It was a perfect time for a break,” said the officer, “so we even bought the guy a burger. He took one look at it and started running for Archerfield, screaming “let me buy it, let me buy it. Then he ran smack into the doorframe and – bam – out like a light. I almost feel sorry for the guy.”

The police then ate all the man’s fries.

“I said I felt ‘almost’ sorry for him, right?”

The WBA has pledged that they will match Lindens for kilometers travelled by their staff to a worthy charity. The charitable matching will commence after the release of the new ZSK jet, a highly anticipated luxury craft that is likely to be released soon.

“We believe strongly in giving back,” said WBA President Sketch Sun.

“That’s the big difference,” explained the Editor in Chief of the Waterbank News. “We never give anything back.”

Though the Greater Tulagi Area has no covenant requiring adherence to the 1940s, much of the Tulagi Sea and many of the adjoining properties are fully committed to the WWII theme.

To help aspiring Tulagi residents, below is a list of some of the vintage items available. It isn’s a complete list, but will get you started! If you have a recommendation, leave a comment for other readers!

Vehicles (Combat): ZSK (a growing list of high end aircraft – pun intended – link), THI and Amok (in world shop at Honah and Fletcher Field), AT’s Willy’s Jeep (There’s a lot of high quality stuff to choose here – all VICE, some MCE – link),

Vehicles: Smith pick up (link), MB (link),
Primtastic is conveniently located off one of the main roads in Greater Tulagi (link) (Marketplace link)

Buildings: Quonset Hut (link), Aikoto’s Gas Station (link)
Double Signhouse (NY 40s) (link), Anhelo (link), Hideki/Ionic (link),

Clothing: Kauna is a store of rising popularity with some items from the era (link),

Personal Accessories: Binoculars (link), Colt 1911 (link), the infamous Sten (link),

Aircraft manufacturer ZSK let go an independent contractor after engineering staff refused to let him do any more bizarre tests.

The company has a reputation for high quality products that meet a very high standard, yet they drew the line when a bus was used as a comparison for the new jet’s gears and wheel assembly.

“It’s like comparing a shark to a tuna fish sandwich,” said one ZSK employee we spoke to. “There’s no way that racing a bus around is going to help. GEMC may make great busses, but really, come on.”

The ZSK honcho kept quiet on the matter, but was said to have said “even perfectionism has its limits.”