In a fit of anger over the recent targeting of people in West River by groups in East River, a West River official blasted East River with accusations of deliberate encouragement and “zero oversight.”
“We in the West River have been harassed, attacked, and now killed by ERers [derogatory name for East River residents]! They’re cozy with paramilitaries and nip labs, and we’re not going to be quiet about it any more!” Screamed the official.
The venting happened in a cafe in Mowry after the official stepped in horse manure and started screaming at passerbys.
“He was so full of rage,” said one passing mother of a three year old.
“He smells funny,” said the 3 year old.
During the five minute tirade in the town square the official accosted locals with a list of allegations, including that Feral Marine had sunk West River barges during weapons tests, that catnip kingpins were buying up the best land in West River, and that HIT Corp, which has a home in East River was killing for sport.
“They [HIT Corp] do whatever they want! They were there during the Forgier assassination, and will probably silence me next!”
The rant ended when Sheriff’s deputies tasered the official, who fell onto the manure. “Yeah,” said one deputy, “the manure’s our bad. Our horses eat a lot of organics.”