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SOCL Scientists claim that they have found remnants of two Gold team 1 members in a space station in the remote GEL cluster, sometimes called the GEL community. The space station, which is above Echo City (link), can be a dangerous place, “especially for goofy looking astronaut types” according to a store owner.

The remains were found in a corner, obviously swept there by a small R2 bot.

“We are preparing them for return to Waterbank,” said SOCL.

From the Citadel Press Corps:
The Citadel Mass Effect sim offers new areas of the Citadel. A full Immersive experience of role play to explore your favorite races from the Mass Effect universe. Alliances, Factions, how will you choose to play? The features the RPA system to simulate air and gravity as well as a dice combat system to keep focus on role play. We are taking Character Application to join the experience.
– Citadel Mass Effect RP Sim, Animus Treasure (44, 100, 21)


Ex-reporter and barely employed star deliveryman Silas Moone has been spotted in Neo Machina (link) and Echo City by SOCL scientists looking for “a good time.”

Silas reportedly told the scientists that he has been on the run since a delivery went awry, and he is seeking forgiveness from QI. “He sounded a bit scared when we saw him at the Zero Lag Cafe,” said one scientist. “He kept looking over his shoulder and spilling his drink.”

SOCL explorers have told us that the Citidel (link) has expanded and is offering new RPA functions. See the below release:

“Citadel Mass Effect RP Sim

New areas of the citadel with original design and builds featuring some unmistakable areas like the Presidium, Mall and garden level, and Zakara ward. The Citadel Mass Effect RP Sim with be a para and semi para role playing experience for mass effect fans to live out their stories in the Mass Effect universe. The Time line of the sim is after the second game and before the third and will feature the RPA system which will simulate air, gravity, sickness, health, hunger, and poison”

Quandry Industries honcho, Bash Quandry, has returned to the company’s headquarters and is rumored to have “given a shot in the arm” to the engineering staff.

“The @#&$*& gave me a shot in the arm,” exclaimed one engineer we spoke to. “He’s a menace!” Said another engineer who was given a shot.

“I thought it was very funny,” said a maintenance worker who witnessed the event.

To celebrate his return QI is holding a 50% Sale until September 15th at Insilico and BBI. From the man himself:

“Good news everyone. I’ll be on more regularly, and by the end of the year I hope to have new projects in the works. To celebrate this momentous event (and to motivate me) QI is having an inworld 50% Comeback Sale at Insilico and BBI. Some older stations will be discontinued after this sale so if you ever wanted them, get ’em now.

If you bought something since 8/1 let me know and you will get a 50% store credit.
“A wise man once said that a wise man once said” –A Wise man

An intergalactic trade conference has been scheduled at Nar Shadaa around 5pm SLT.

“The conference is an open floor for all parties to discuss business and business related matters as well as negotiations for treaties, safe passage, travel routes, and various other matters that effect trade. The Trade Conference is neutral and does not favor any one group. The Conference is on the first floor of the tall building with green and yellow lights west of the landing point,” according to organizers.


Recent visitors to Arcus, the jewel of the Arcan Empire, have been saying some surprising things, according to SOCL.

“They say it is really a fun place,” said one SOCL team member. “It has combat training, vehicles, and the occasional zombie. We’re planning a trip too this weekend.”

SOCL has given these coordinates: Arcus

Silas Moone, our errant reporter turned space jack of all trades has taken a trip to Stellarus Prime, according to SOCL.

Stellarus Prime is home to Stellar Systems, the mega-corporation that has been pushing the technological envelope in space based tech. Here is a partial transcript from Silas (parts deleted by SOCL, and WIA).

Long time no squeegee, as they say in the spaceports, readers. Much of what I’ve been doing lately hasn’t been newsworthy, that is until I got a delivery for Stellarus Prime. Now if you don’t know about Stellarus Prime, don’t feel bad. It’s the secret workshop and home planet of Stellar Systems, the biggest corp-corp to hit the spaceways since… me. (Seriously sorry about hitting the Spaceway in Vigilem. Hope that can be repaired easily.)

Getting an invite to the place is hard, and even deliveries are usually routed to a remote asteroid, so when the order came in I played it cool and waited for my chance [SOCL writes that super laxatives and skullduggery were used to procure rights to the package].

By now my readers are already ready for what I saw, which was incredible. This is the same company that engineered the mining and transfer revolution after all. Three new products were on display,


two powerful new turrets and an industrial light (space is so… dark readers). All three are powered by the Stellar Systems plasma fusion reactor (link) to give them extra punch.

The auto-cannon [deleted by SOCL] which makes it a powerful defense against larger vessels. The Golem Flak Turret is as the man himself says, “a slow firing, hard hitting turret with an explosive plasma round that damages ships in a 10m radius.”


The lights, also fueled by the reactor, are an essential part of space. When your local star pops behind another planet, you’ll be lucky to find your own hand. It’s dark out here readers.

That’s the report from Stellarus Prime. Until the next fiasco,


Waterbank University has caught the first space transmission not conducted by anomaly, and it may mark the beginning of a new era.

“We used a new device that might surprise you. It was a happy accident – one day we were using a wavelength theramin next to the vending machine and we heard a transmission from Legion 13. I’m not sure what kind of magic Cynx put in there, but it gives soda and more,” explained a Waterbank University professor.

The transcript of the broadcast was this:

“LFSS Crixxus Departs 13th Legion Space on Unreleased Mission.

Legion Fleet Star Ship “Crixxus” Captained by Disciple Blue departed from Dantooine Orbit this Thursday giving only departure coordinates from all known 13th Legion held spaceports. Furthermore He only took a 3 fold skeleton crew implying minimal 13th presence at the destination he was heading to but enough to maintain shift work and travel 24/7 to who knows where?”