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Rox Oil is “hot – hotter than a gas fire” according to inside sources at Hakuso Investments and Nielson-Joncolno Private Equity LLC. They are opening several new stations, including one in Northbridge, one on the infamous Route 8 and are in talks for one in Briggs County (Port Dominion). Gentek is rumored to be basing a central office in Dominion. Investor confidence in Roxoil is at an all time high, with an overnight spike of 100 points.

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A view of the Prototype Gardens Mall from the new highway

Prototype construction crews are working triple time as new designs for the NTBI and NBS mega complex are reworked. The massive construction across from the Prototype gardens is said to be able to house corporate offices, a nuclear reactor, tennis courts, and a new rail terminal – if they can agree on a design.

“They can take as long as they want,” said Flo at the Rodex Cafe, “I’ve got enough cobbler for everyone.”

ntbi Prototype residents are beginning to fear NTBI’s latest project, a megalithic office structure that locals have nicknamed the “Death Star.”

“It’s big, intimidating, and we’re wondering if Alderaan – I mean Prototype is safe,” laughed one Asco Gas attendant.

NTBI has not released any information on the project, but it is believed to be a headquarters and NBS office complex.