A hunt is on in Prototype Tri-State after criminals stole a Tunisian Coffee truck and made a fake delivery to SZYM Towers.
The criminals used the beloved roastery as a cover and parked right next to the lower level exit for a quick getaway. They then proceeded to rob the Kan Salon and Tahda Mart and made their getaway.
“It was early morning,” said the guard at the front of the building, “and they knew exactly when I get my morning croissant. They timed it perfectly.”
Security cameras at the SZYM Towers captured images of the criminals throughout their escape.
“The Towers are covered by Gentek cameras (link),” said a spokesperson at the Prototype State Troopers, “and we think that Gentek has advanced software to clean up the long distance shot to give us a look at who these perpetrators are.”
The car was seen entering the Northbrook forest, where police found the stolen car near the private residence of тσηε sнιℓσvα. They believe the criminals may be still in the forest.
“They took advantage of everybody’s love of Tunisian,” a Trooper told us, “but we’ll catch’em. We’re going to take out our new Scout (link) for some backwoods huntin’!”
The Coastal Patrol is stepping up patrols in the Greater Tulagi Area, responding to increased Claw activities and a “nasty rumor.”
“I hear they’re trying to sink all the rum boats,” cried one CP pilot at Archerfield.
“It’s simply not true,” said a rep from the Claw. “The rum boats are ours.”
Both Claw and CP paints for the above Fairey Swordfish can be found here (link).
This photo of a MP car overturned at Prototype came in from a visitor to Rodex Diner, who said the MPs “got a talking to by Prototype State Troopers.”
The unlucky WIA agent that was outed at the Yankee Diner has been unlucky again, this time shopping in Sunny Fields (link).
What interested other shoppers in the sighting was that everyone expected the outed spy to look at the high tech troop carrier at LSI, but instead he went for a circa 1960s camper.
“I guess everyone loves a road trip,” one observer said.
WIA is sending out warnings to summer travelers that the Claw is doing more, and all over the map.
“There are sightings on East River, Honah, even in the Prototype Tri-State,” said a WIA rep.
Despite Bay Cities being declared a “criminal zone” by the Civil Defense, the Archerfield Free Post, a freight and delivery company has vowed to continue deliveries there.
Representative from the company made her case for the move. “We’re used to being shot at.”
(The AFP and Civil Defense paints can be found here – link)
A Sheriff Department plane made an emergency landing after a draft of hot air affected its low altitude pass over a highway.
“We were already really low looking for speeders and as slow as we could go, so the air just dropped us too close to keep up.” The Sheriff Deputy told us. “It was a rural road and didn’t affect traffic. Thanks to our trusty ZSK Tomahawk we were back in the sky in minutes.”