East River Data Center Linked to West River Hack

An East River data center has been linked to a DoS attack in West River, which affected the West River Creamery and Sunnydale Sauces plants.

“It’s blatant industrial sabotage,” the West River Sheriff told us.

East River IT honcho responded immediately to the charge. “We take ice cream sundaes very seriously. We are tracking several leads already.”

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