Smuggling runs have been increasing into Juneau, yet local authorities couldn’t care less.
“They [Juneau police] don’t care at all. It’s all, GTFO this, and GTFO that,” whined one General Store owner. “Here, let me get you some GTFO fried chicken, or some GTFO iced coffee. It makes me sick!”
“We’re pretty excited about GTFO,” admitted a local constable. “You should see all the new things coming into the area!”