Fuel Contaminants in Rox Oil Found to Be Chips

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After a scare at Gordon Airport (link) resulted in two near crashes, investigators found that the contaminants in the Rox airplane fuel was little more than potato chips.

“Someone has obviously been eating on the job,” said the WAX Fire Inspector. “Whether it was Rox or at Gordon we can’t determine, but whoever it was liked Cool Ranch.”

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