Case DAN-00045L, nicknamed “Dan-Dan in the Can-Can,” lost its appeal in Waterbank Superior Court yesterday, allowing Waterbank courts to pass judgement on the aircraft company. In a long winded statement that echoed many in the aircraft industry, the judge condemned the company.
“They failed to satisfactorily show originality in the design process, and have continued to sell to an unsuspecting public. The testimony of their peers was illuminating, and it falls to this court to ensure that within the jurisdiction of Waterbank, all Dani craft are seized, destroyed, and recycled. Damages and restitutions to Waterbank citizens will have to be made in a separate suit.”