Feral Marine Considers Recall Over Fast Boat

Feral Marine is considering a recall over an almost released product, the Marine Prowler, after the Waterbank Coastal Regulatory Commission said that it is too fast. “It creates an unfair advantage to whoever owns it – and that could be smugglers and catnip runners.”

Feral Marine’s CEO, Chia replied to the commission. “Bob knows that FM doesn’t like to put limits on our products. We make them as accessible and available as possible. Also, one guy in a cubicle in the basement shouldn’t be called a ‘commission’.”

The boat is the latest in a set of released products from Feral Marine, which says that Coast Guards and police forces are welcome to purchase the craft to stay competitive. An early version of the boat will go to the Blake Sea demo site (link).

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