Fugitive Lawyer Caught on Camera

fugitivedelpjAn ongoing fugitive at large shouldn’t look so relaxed, but that is exactly what the Fugitive Lawyer is in an online video that has gone viral. The lawyer, who was at Delchdork Regional Airport (link), is presumed to have gone to the adjoining amusement park or Feral Marine’s showroom.

“He came for the corndogs, he said,” an excited stewardess told us, “and he helped me get a restraining order for my ex-husband’s dog. I still love my ex, but his stupid poodle won’t leave me alone!”

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