The State of ERIA

stateoferia Hazmat suits and heavy weapons are recommended for ERIA now.

East River Intercontinental Airport is still in a state of siege after weeks of a Zombism infestation. Despite repeated efforts to eliminate the threat, emergency agencies are calling on brave members of the public to help them combat the threat.

“A large number of… things have been eliminated, but the infestation happened at the same time that there was a sale at Feral Marine, so there are hundreds of zombies still there,” said a spokesperson at the East River Emergency Response Center. “That morning there were also free doughnuts from the Claw, so a lot of people came.”

“It’s a mess,” confided one fireperson in the ERIA parking lot.

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