U of Sansara Chem Department Seeks Vehicle Testers

In a reprinted letter from the University of Sansara, WN has learned that new technologies are being researched and ready for testing. The letter (below) has a number of professors at Waterbank University concerned.

“We’ve got all these foam fingers saying we’re number one,” said one Waterbank U administrator, “what if we’re number two?”

The letter:

University of Sansara, East River Campus
Chemistry Department

East River, Sansara. November 23, 2016

It is with great pleasure that I announce a breakthrough in practical chemistry. Diesel has been long known as a powerful, if dirty fuel used in over the road trucking, trains, and shipping. While the Late Rudolf Diesel originally designed his engine to work on oil derived from peanuts, we at the University of Sansara have discovered that a more powerful oil has been found that gives all the advantages of the petroleum based Diesel fuel without any of the noxious side effects.

While Studying Catnip oil’s many uses in medical and psychological care in The East River Community’s large Neko population, I found myself stranded on the side of the road having forgotten to stop at the Simclair service station in Mowry to refuel my car. Having given up waiting on a towtruck, I took the gallon of Catnip Oil I had in the trunk and poured it into the tank.

Upon restarting my car, I found it to be smoother and more powerful than before with no appreciable soot from the exhaust. In fact I found that at idle, it seemed to “purr” contentedly while running on pure catnip oil. Further Tests have indicated that the long term use of Catnip oil in a diesel powered car or truck seems to add lives to how long the engine lasts.

The University of Sansara seeks volunteers with Diesel powered vehicles to further our testing. Nekos are doubly encouraged to apply.

Dr. Amanda Catnap
Professor of Chemistry
University of Sansara
East River Community

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