The Coastal Patrol has lost a defense contract after one of its supply planes crashed into a pristine resort beach. The oil spill which polluted the resort for two months resulted in the loss of hundreds in revenue, and the resort has threatened legal action.
“It wasn’t a day for stomping,” explained an inebriated spokesman for the Coastal Patrol. “Big plane boom, no drinks from house.”
“I can’t believe we hired those drunks to begin with,” said the resort owner, “I think we were just impressed with how cool their planes looked.”