WBA In Uproar, Late Night Meetings and Espressos at Sunrise

WBAcertProd The WBA was in an uproar last night as WBA President Sketch Sun called in the staff and demanded an all night meeting to resolve an issue with the WBA Certification process. Staffers and meatball subs were dragged into the office at midnight, and muted altercations could be heard until late in the morning through the wall between the WBA and Waterbank News.

“I’ve never seen them like this,” said one reporter, who was holding a stethoscope to the wall. “They’re like corporate hornets in a pinata.”

Details of the meeting have not been disclosed, yet as this morning, the entire WBA staff was laughing over espressos and danishes. When asked about the meeting, staffers refused to comment, saying only “you’ll see.”


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