Residents are frantic with worry in East River as multiple sightings of mini-subs bearing the Claw insignia have been spotted along the river.
“I dropped my tray of mimosas when I saw it this morning,” exclaimed one riverside bar owner. “Then they drove by again in the afternoon and I dropped my Mint Julips! Those filthy pirates owe me ten drinks!”
According to a Claw spokesperson, the Claw is using mini-subs in the East River to conduct what Claw is calling “Operation Claw Claw.” They would not state their intentions, but as seen in the above photo, a sub was seen moored at the Pippen dock, which gives some credibility to the claim that the Claw is talking with Feral Marine, who is based in Pippen. The sub appeared to be a type created by Astral Tek (link), and available for free in the Tulagi Mall.
Meanwhile the Coastal Patrol, which was contacted over the threat, refused to work without pay. “We distinctly ordered 5 mimosas and 5 Mint Juleps. No drinkie, no strafe-y.”