Smugglers at Juneau? Yes.


Smugglers have been increasing their operations into the Juneau area after a local store refused to carry marshmallow fluff.

“It’s like taking candy from a baby, only in reverse,” said a local curmudgeon. “Smugglers bring in the good stuff, charge for your first born, and take off.”

“Don’t let the locals confuse you with their analogies,” said the Juneau sheriff. “Smugglers are landing in Juneau, but so far they’ve been trading legally. Sand for marshmallow fluff.”


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