A new boat at Feral Marine’s ocean showroom (link) has brought in visitors and resulted in fisticuffs at Waterbank News. Visitors were excited at the teaser, and FM salespeople had their hands full taking preorders.
Other people disagreed about it. “I said it was a race boat,” said one reporter clutching his nose.
“I said it was a pleasure boat,” said another reporter with a steak on his eye.
“Was not,” replied the other.
The two reporters were treated for minor injuries and were forced to sit on opposite sides of the bar. Feral Marine has not given a release date, yet has the boat on display for customers at Tschotcke (link).