Surprising marine biologists and navies, famed explorer Xi Larnia has discovered a hereto unknown vessel in the Ice Sea.
“It’s hereto unknown,” said a Waterbank University professor, “there is no record of it anywhere.”
According to a source on the Xi expedition, the submarine appears to have “broken down” while running along the sea bed. “We found some disturbing things inside. Swizzle sticks and broken bottles of soda and East River Merlot.”
The head of the expedition was soft spoken about the tragedy that had befallen the craft. “There is no reason for anyone to create a spritzer with an East River Merlot. They were courting madness.”