CP Stocks Up in Juneau

CPjuneau A CP C-130 (Amok) waits for a fresh batch.

In the latest turn in an escalating battle for the stomachs of the Blake Sea, the Coastal Patrol has turned to Juneau and a small doughnut shop.

“Genuine Alaskan Bear Claws,” said the self appointed spokesman for the Coastal Patrol. “Full of frosting and cinnamon. No way the Claw’s got these!”

A WIA analyst mocked when we asked about the move. “CP was taken aback when the Claw dropped Maple Bars with custard filling onto Half Hitch. I guess they think this will help.”

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