Spyglass Island has seen its population triple since the Claw started dropping doughnuts on the island.
“We won’t stand for it,” said Acting Admiral of the Coastal Patrol. “We’re going to drop triple the amount of doughnuts. Stomp, stomp!”
One of the original residents of the island complained to our reporter. “It’s just so crowded now. Nine people! And we’ve got so many boxes of doughnuts…”