Waterbank News Receives Gift!

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Waterbank News received a gift from Feral Marine’s CEO that has all of East River talking. The newspaper was given a large sign that lights up at night. “It’s gorgeous,” said one reporter, “now people can see us on the waterfront!”

Feral Marine’s CEO, Chia, was unavailable for comment yet is on record saying that the newspaper has been a service to East River and probably driven the stock price of Feral Marine up. “It’s not all sensationalism and muchraking,” said WBA President Sketch Sun, “they have obituaries too.”

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