The Coastal Patrol attempted to promote recruitment with a viral video, only to have the video become the subject of mockery. The video, since pulled from Watertube, depicted a CP helicopter pilot running to patrol a coastal area.
“It was supposed to show how ready and cool we are,” the pilot moaned, “but people only notice how I slipped and hit my head on the door.”
“It’s not true,” said a teen at East River High School. “We also noticed the toilet paper trail on his shoes and the food on his face from his lunch.”
“I laughed pretty hard when I saw it,” said another student, “but I died laughing when I saw the Claw repost. They cut it with that crazy Admiral going ‘stomp! Stomp! Stomp!’ Epic funny!”