Linden Roads Have Roadkill


A new report from the Satori Highway Patrol shows that Linden Roads have a surprising new problem; roadkill.

“It’s like they’re guts are embedded into the road,” said one officer, “as though they were a 2D image attached to the road. It’s eerie.”

The SHP report makes no conclusion about the roadkill, but anecdotally adds that most of the roadkill is the rare Linden Skunk, a particularly foul smelling animal blamed for problems in Linden Road layouts.

“You’d avoid them too if you could,” said the officer.

A GEMC Detroit Pacific (link) has stopped near Linden roadkill on a road outside Mowry Town.

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