Canton Closes, Social Scientists Scratch Scalps

Social scientists at Waterbank University have been scratching their heads at the closure of the City of Canton, which was one of the best constructed cities, yet suffered from population loss as the city grew.

“We’re not really sure why,” said a scientist at W.U., “all the ingredients were there, but somehow it just didn’t work out.”

Speculation about whether Canton Police were overwhelmed by criminal elements or if a number of food scares had forced people to move are popular theories.

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