Turning its attention to the “Unfinished Fortress” on the East River, Grace Development Agency is reportedly creating several development plans for the iconic structure.
“We’re talking about a bunch of stone without plumbing,” said an intern at Grace Development Agency who was the only one in the office. “it’s do for a makeover.”
The verbose intern shared with Waterbank News two of the three plans, one of which called for a shopping center, and the other an extension of the Feral Marine shipyards to allow for large scale vessels. “Plan number three must be in the loo,” the intern said, before ending the call. “No more questions – my girlfriend’s here.”