XD Yacht Club Narrowly Averts Pirates


A Feral Marine RIB with several Claw members were chased away from XD Yacht Club by a brazen pleasure boat captain. The captain, who was not identified for fear of reprisal had had “a few too many few too manys” and angrily steered a prototype of the upcoming Boss 665 straight toward the RIB, yelling, “Aaaaaaaaa!”

Claw pirates turned the RIB away and avoided a collision with the vintage pleasure craft by steering into shallow waterways. The pleasure boat crashed on a rock during the pursuit. Creator of the craft Analyse Dean was later overheard saying “That’s the last time I let that idiot test drive our boats.”


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