Worker at Dutch Harbor Found Whimpering and Thumbsucking

DutchPier So called “Bandit Row” at Dutch Harbor has more boats than space.

A worker at Dutch Harbor had a nervous breakdown in Dutch Harbor today and was was found whimpering and rolling in a fetal position.

“From what we gathered,” a security guard at the port explained, “he was told to make space for a new boat, but there’s no space on ‘Bandit Row.'”

The worker was placed on a couch in an office and eventually allowed to pilot a killer tug to calm his nerves.


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