Pippen Residents Speculate on New Construction

Pippen residents are curious about recent construction at the docks, where a new manufacturing facility has taken a strange turn.

“It looks like a water slide,” a teenager excitedly told us. “I wanna be the first to ride it!”

Another resident thought it was something else. “It’s a nano-constructo-build-facilitator.”

“It’s for generating chocolate swirls in the Feral candy they’re working on,” said a woman on her way to the airport.

Construction workers on the site only laughed when we asked, but told us nothing. “There’s a stack of NDA’s keeping us from saying anything,” they said.

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