WBA Honcho Visits Dutch Harbor Workshop, Faints, Then Demands Overtime For Pippen Office

Workers at the Dutch Harbor workshop where Analyse Dean builds her projects were surprised to see WBA President Sketch Sun on tour of the secret facility, and even more surprised when he fainted.

“He just took a full 360 of all of her projects and passed out,” said one worker. “I guess he didn’t know how much A.D.’s got going on.”

Surprise wasn’t the only thing the head of the WBA felt, because shortly after smelling salts awakened him he was calling the Pippen WBA office and demanding that they push through certification on a number of Bandit Boats’ projects.

“If you could see what I saw,” the fainter later said, “you would have been shocked too. Dutch Harbor is prepping tens of projects, and there’s no reason we couldn’t certify all of them.”

The WBA has posted certified products on the certification page (link).

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