State Troopers are nowhere closer to solving the mystery of the two loggers discovered in the Prototype forest, according to a councilman in Prototype.
“They’ve got nothing,” he said loudly inside the Rodex Cafe. The councilman, who seemed to have been drinking, went on at length disparaging the State Police. “They’ve been searching here and there, but what’s it gotten them? One day they think it’s the local union at SZYM, the next the janitor at GTMD, and then they’re looking at reporters in Waterbank. C’mon! Everybody knows it’s Bigfoot!”
State Police declined to comment on the allegations, saying only that “there is only cursory evidence of Bigfoot.”