Sheriff Reports Investigation Underway; No Mayor Chosen

The Sheriff’s Department is reporting no new developments in the murder case of the Waterbank Mayor, despite an aggressive search. “They’re really burning up the rubber out there,” said one East River Policeman, “just not sure where they’re going.”

Meanwhile no Mayor has been chosen and the few remaining departments have not made a powersharing agreement. “It’s chaos wrapped in a bacon-ny kind of fubar,” said WBA President Sketch Sun in an uncharacteristicly glib comment at local charity. “No one can even decide how to clean the office.”


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