UNO, the energy company formerly known as Undine National Oil, has been ticketed in almost every municipality, though most in the suburban community of McAlplane Lake.
“Our drivers are now undergoing sensitivity training,” explained a UNO spokesperson, “so that they commit less traffic infractions. The new leadership of the company is committed to improving the company.”
Police in many of the communities are familiar with the drivers. “I get my ticket book out when I see their trucks,” said one HCPD officer. “They’re easy on my quota.”
Editor’s Note: The McAlplane Lake Community in the above picture is not related to UNO or its practices.