Robber Tries to Rob Olrich Job Bank, Gets Caught By Elves


Causing hilarity and inspiring off color holiday jingles, a thief attempted to rob the Job Bank at Olrich Estates today, only to discover that they only had jobs to offer. Police were called immediately, and the thief ran down the street, only to stumble and get tangled up in a Christmas display of elves and lights. Panicked he twisted and turned, making the string of lights tighter around himself.

When police arrived they found the criminal completely bound in lights being held by plastic elves. “I was cool about it, said one officer, “but I think Officer Terry wet herself she was laughing so hard.”


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