Security locked down Horizons Airport for an hour today as an unclaimed pink suitcase alarmed travelers.
“The thing circled the carousel for half an hour!” Exclaimed a traveler who reported it. “We just kept seeing that pink thing move around without anyone claiming it. When everyone had gotten their bags I told security and they went into lock down mode.”
Security officers held passengers in secure areas and conducted interviews before touching the bag. “We wanted to call Hit Corp,” said one guard, “but we lost their number. In the end we just got a big stick and whacked the thing open. It was just clothes and stuff.”
Travelers who were detained by security were not amused. “If it was a bomb, I’m pretty sure whacking at it wouldn’t help. We’re all lucky those idiots didn’t find a bomb!”