ERIA security lines caused delays as one of the scanning machines developed a problem, forcing airport security to use a single machine.
“There was a gozwergie in the gidwaggit, and it got all gummed up,” explained the maintenance chief. “Somebody brought in an experimental gum in their carry on, and the thing just started oozing all over the cogs and gooslers. Next thing ya know there’s fuzzlies stuck to all the tumblexes and yoogly-foogs caught in the grabby-grabs.”
Airport Head Chia sighed when we asked her about what happened. “Our maintenance chief can fix anything, but we really have no idea what he’s talking about. Only Elisha (elisha.paklena) seems to have any clue.”