Dutch Harbor Dream Team Releases Anticipated Cargo Carrier

Photo provided by the Dutchies Association

After a long wait the team at Dutch Harbor has released the Luxe Motor, an early 20th century barge with integrated GTFO capability. The ship has a list of features (go to the jump for the list), among which are a working crane and a live in cabin.

Analyse Dean, Dutch, Ape, and Rez Grey each had a part in the craft, which is already making it’s way into the lucrative river trade.

“We anticipate a ten percent increase in shipping from this year’s new boats,” said a representative at the Waterbank Maritime Union. “That means more activity at ports and more work for crews.”

If you would like to read the info card, jump the jump!

Advertisements

STFU Expands Filling Station Operations on Mainland Highways

In a press release from STFU (link), a new line of filling stations are popping up, adding to the driving experience.

“It’s another big step in adding to the infrastructure of our world,” said Sketch Sun, WBA President. “We’re seeing more people step in and fill this need, kudos to STFU.”

WN Photographer Kidnapped!

Waterbank News’ key photographer was kidnapped yesterday, making the paper photoless for the time being.

“I sent him out to take some pictures of wild flowers in the East River Mountains,” said the Editor in Chief of Waterbank News, “and it’s been five days…”

If anyone has seen the photographer, a svelte woman in her 40s wearing a feather boa, please contact the authorities. We would show you a picture, but, ya know, no photographer.

Rox Oil Opens New Stations, Ansco on Heels, Hakuso Hot!

Rox Oil is “hot – hotter than a gas fire” according to inside sources at Hakuso Investments and Nielson-Joncolno Private Equity LLC. They are opening several new stations, including one in Northbridge, one on the infamous Route 8 and are in talks for one in Briggs County (Port Dominion). Gentek is rumored to be basing a central office in Dominion. Investor confidence in Roxoil is at an all time high, with an overnight spike of 100 points.

Shergood Wows Police Everywhere

Shergood Aviation has just released the latest in its EC-135 series, a police helicopter with incredible features. On top of a Shergood Aviation core of hardware and software, the helicopter is designed for law enforcement. FLIR, IR, and EO all visible on a monitor behind the pilot, and updates as the helicopter changes position. Launch tubes with tear grenades and flash bangs have been installed for unruly crowds, and a loudspeaker helps you get your instructions out. Spotlight and a position for a SWAT sniper makes storming hostile situations easy as veal cordon blue. Rappel ropes adjust by height, and the demo that this reporter saw looked so cool he clapped for an encore.

To get a look at this magnificent beast, there is a video (link), a showroom (Grayling link), and Marketplace too.

Shergood Aviation craft are meticulously designed for real flight experiences, and are ideal for pilots that are looking for an immersive experience.

Archerfield Mouse Reclassified

The Archerfield Mouse, an animal that simultaneously made the protected and kill list at the airfield has been identified as a rabbit.

“Calling it a mouse would just be inaccurate,” said a Waterbank University biology professor. “Two large ears and a fluffy tail… that’s a rabbit.”

“No it ain’t,” hiccuped a painter working on the beacon light at Archerfield. “If you saw what I saw, you’d know they ain’t bunnies. They’re way too smart for that. I once put down my sandwich on a bench and when I turned back there was an IOU.”

Sheriff’s Department Investigates Stolen Wheels

An epidemic of stolen tires, hubcaps, and lug nuts has stricken urban areas, according to the Sheriff’s Department.

“This is the first real test of our new open source police model,” said the local Sheriff in East River. “Now that each area has what they need, we’ll see if Sheriff Departments can nip the tire nippers.”
Read more about open source Sheriff Departments here (link)