Reporters were shocked after an East River Police map of Beast activity was discovered on the police captain’s desk.
“It shows how unsafe we are,” said one reporter, “and how much they were hiding!”
ERPD refused to comment on the map, and reporters have been pushing for answers.
“The map clearly shows that they think there are three areas where the Beast was likely to be, and what is frightening is that we never did find the thing,” said a well known shipping and ship-building magnate.